omigosh, like, you're NOT a morning person?

tell-tale signs that mornings don't agree with you
1. your alarm clock is set at least twenty minutes fast
2. people ask if you have a cold, but that raspy, gravelly sound coming out of your mouth is just your morning voice
3. someone points out to you that your shirt tag is flapping up from under your chin
4. you get eye-strain from rolling your eyes at the nasally voices on the bus as you're going to work
5. and you wished you had remembered to replace the batteries in your discman
6. you don't order drinks that end in "o". you take it black, in shots, or intravenously
7. you don't make weekend plans for anything before noon
8. it takes at least half an hour before your eyes and the rest of your face to swell down to its normal size