Eugene, the marvelous crooning child

This kid does an eerie yet compelling version of The WHO "medley."

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David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."

The teacher, shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "he works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Thanks for the joke, G. Very nice.