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September 01, 2003

adopt-an-artist

Dear Ms. Parker and Mr. Broderick:

I am writing to you today with an offer that I dearly hope you will consider. It is of an urgent matter. It's about the future of the Arts.

The Arts are vital for a rich and fulfilling life. But as accomplished actors of a tremendously popular HBO show and Broadway hit, I'm sure you already realize this. The difficult question is, "How do I ensure the Arts continues?"

The answer is the Adopt-An-Artist program. Here at AAA, we have carefully constructed a nurturing environment which exists to transplant struggling artists to New York City where they are afforded a chance to thrive and create. This is possible only through generous sponsors such as yourselves who understand and are compelled to keep the Arts alive.

You can make this happen with a mere $50,000 a year. With pocket-change of $136.98 a day (that's less than a half-hour massage at Aveda!), you can sleep soundly knowing that an artist is alive and well, thriving in the fierce jungle that is New York City and creating art in your namesake.

Your Adopted Artist will write you monthly, detailing all the wonderful designer drugs East Village bars creative experiences your Artist is able to partake in due to your generous support. We include pictures of your Artist for you to witness their tremendous growth made possible by sponsors like you.

We hope you consider this urgent matter. We're happy to answer any questions you may have on this program.

Sincerely,

Adopt-An-Artist program

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