Dear Santa,

I hope you've had a good year so far. I know it's a busy time for you and the Elves, so I won't waste your time with idle chitchat.

What I want for Christmas is a pair of shoes. Boots, to be exact. Plaid boots. Pretty, plaid boots with a little spunk. And I've been pretty good this year too. [Pay no attention to those Christmas cards I sent out earlier today.]

I'm enclosing a picture in case you arrive at the warehouse unprepared.



You're a pretty hip, happenin' guy, you can always order online too. While you're surfin' there, Santy, look around their website. They have a very interesting film.

Any hoo, I hope the other reindeer have stopped calling Rudolph rude names. You know, I hear Kleenex now has a brand of tissue with lotion built RIGHT INSIDE. Will wonders never cease, eh Clausy?

Say hi to the missus, and give some good whacks to ol' rumps of the other reindeer.

With love and peace,
s