Visiting the family and football mania

In the world of college football, South Carolina's two major opposing teams are Carolina Gamecocks and Clemson Tigers.

Some Gamecock devotees support their team by wearing tee-shirts with refined slogans like "Our Cocks Can't Be Beat!" "Can't Lick Our Cocks!" and "Our Cocks Will Always Score!"

Nice.

Back in middle school, I rooted for the Clemson Tigers. Not for the stuffed tail that clips onto the back of your pants, or the plush ears attached to headbands, but because I liked the color orange.