insomnia + new year = resolutions

Normally, I skip the annual resolution-making. This year,
I thought I'd try something different. I'll make it fun and entirely feasible.

Top 5 New Year's Resolutions (in no particular order)

1) buy more socks
2) dance more, either solo, with boyfriend, or with cats
3) keep my dentist appointments
4) take factory tours (see bologna)
5) pick up knitting or drop my nitpicking, whichever
happens first